A call to God!

Knock! Knock! Who is it? It’s me GOD! Oh, ummm God do you think you can come back in a while I just got off work. “Sure my child, even though I gave you that Job I’m sure your tired after a long day of work; I know exactly what it feels like, I remember when I created the heavens and earth.” OK GOD, thank you, come back!

Knock! Knock! WHO IS IT????!!!!! Ummmm it’s me God do you got a minute to talk? Well God to be honest with you I just got up from a nap and I’m feeling sluggish right now, can you come back later on. “sure my child, even though I’ve given you this scripture: Matthew 7:7-11 “Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. 8 For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened,” I was hoping you would do the same for me my child.

Oh my gosh! I just got the news that I have cancer and I have 10 days to live, WHAT DO I DO!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!! Please Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m in pain!!!!!! What do I do!!!!!

KNOCK! KNOCK! Hey sister, how are you, (CRYING) I just found out I have cancer and that I have 10 day’s to live, what do I do? Well sister, I would pray and ask God to help you.
YOUR RIGHT, HE OWES ME EVERYTHING!!!!!!

Dear God, I have cancer, will you please remove it so that I can keep my family, keep my job, keep my money, keep my friends, keep my car, keep my dog, keep my house, I need these things in my life and I don’t want to give them up!!!!! PLEASE GOD!!!!! ANSWER MY PRAYERS!!!

Hello! G.O.D------Uh, Hello!-----GOD! HELLO!!!!!
GOD I HAVE ONE DAY TO LIVE, WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME! PLEASE GOD MY BODY HURTS, MY BONES HURT, I HAVE NO HAIR ON MY HEAD, LORD LORD, PLZ HELP ME!!!!!! PLEASE GOD (CRYING). 

Why do you think this person’s prayer never got answered?